Growing up, I used to watch Bad Girls Club. It was my favorite show, and I always looked forward to new episodes. My best friend and I vowed that we would audition for the show soon as we turned 21. Sadly, they cancelled the show literally the year we turned 21. I always thought I would be perfect for a reality show. Here’s why:
I’m dramatic AF
I don’t try to hide the fact that I’m super dramatic. I take all my emotions to the extreme. If I’m mad at you, I will make sure you know it. If you take too long to text me back, I’m gonna blow up your phone. Sorry not sorry.
I’m super petty
My best friend and sisters can attest to the fact that I’m the queen of petty. I don’t know why. I think it’s a disease. But once you get me going, I don’t stop. I hold grudges and will make your life a living hell if you get on my bad side. That makes great TV.
There is so much drama in my family
Things that happen my family are like things you would see on a soap opera. I don’t know why my family brings so much drama, but if you want to be in my life, get ready for a roller coaster.
I love adventure
I hate the simple life and constantly have to be amused. That’s why I seek adventure. Bring on the biggest roller coaster and the spiciest food. I’m always down to try new things. If you want to me with me, you have to be ready to be adventurous with me. Or at least stand by my side while I do crazy things. Don’t judge me.
I don’t conform
I don’t follow others, and I hate when people tell me what to do (unless it’s in the bedroom). I follow my own guidelines and if I were on TV, everyone would either love me or hate me for it. Either way, you would keep watching me. I’m arrogant, I know.
In all seriousness, I wouldn’t go on TV and act a fool. But I would love for everyone in the world to know my name. So if you ever see me on TV, make sure you tell everyone you knew about me first. 😉